American Idol Tryouts

If I ever tried out for American Idol I would sing a song from Patty Griffin's 100 Kisses Album. I always said that if I could figure out a good song to sing I would try out. Now I know that's not really true. Now I have a good song, yet that still doesn't make me want to try out. You may say, that's a waste of a good song - that may be true.

I would like to try out, make it to Hollywood, and then get kicked off for some stupid reason. The fans would be in an upheaval and next thing I'd know, I'd be making my own CD before that season of American Idol is even over. I'd have one really big hit and after that I would retire, playing only independent music and shows. Then I would use my fame to promote Luckilu, Jared would be able to get his BMW with IPod port built into the dash (and remotes on the steering wheel) and I would get a Lexus SUV with the light pink champagne paint job.

We'd build a small house in several different cities, breed bulldogs, and live happily ever after.

Now, if that would just happen, I'd try out for American Idol.